One a day where very little took place, I realised how unbelievably tedious my college is.

It all started when I woke up. This really is the worst feeling in the world sometimes, especially when it is at around 6:30.
I got a phonecall at about 7:30 from my tutor telling me "I will be away for the morning so you don't have to come in." I tried to be as pleasant as possible, but the sarcasm was obviously in my voice as I said "Greeeat!" in a very losering tone.

What did I do for the morning you ask? Nothing.....absolutely nothing. Well I had some Shreddies but that's not really relevant unless you are a Shreddies fan. The only thing of relevance about the whole Shreddies "adventure" is that I got another free toy which I shall stash on my mantlepiece and stare at......with passion.

I did The Times crossword. Well I say "did." This basically means, I picked up a pen, looked at it, saw how impossible it was, before putting dow my pen and walking away in disgust.

Then came the time when I decided to leave my house and make my way, slowly and painfully to college where another day of the most fabulously uninteresting Horticulture awaited my arrival.

Niw I'm hone doing nothing inparticular....Don't let this journal entry trick you into thinking I'm a boring chap, I can really prove that I am not, with my FACT OF THE DAY!

DID YOU KNOW! THAT "DREAMT" IS THE ONLY WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THAT ENDS IN "MT."

Fabulous eh? Absolutely fabulous, almost......sublime in its FACTLINESS.

Also, I think I've found a way of cheating the UGC Cinema staff into letting you go in for free. I shall try it out and write a detailed report on my findings.

Ho Ho Ho, I must go see Sin City at some point, even though I branded it "shit." I can assure you that my mind will change after I see it......that's the way it is.